Many people dream of a Heaven where all we do is sit around all day. But Jesus said that we would be joint heirs with Him. An heir is one who inherits not only the property, but the responsibilities in the family. Heavenly Father's greatest desire is for us to grow up like Him. He wants to teach us to do the things He does. That is the reason for His commandments. They prepare us spiritually for our divine inheritance as His spirit children.

An expert in brainwashing views Heaven as a technique to brain wash. Simple. As. That. *nods* Now come on you Bible Thumpers :D ... flame me! Cus your God demands you being absurd! Go go go!

doood...this video is friggin AWESOME! I bet I would trip balls if I watched it blitzed.

Although...everybody gets their own super tower? No one has to worry about rent or payment or aging and everyone is equal? Sounds like socialism to me. I do like that heaven is strictly for white ppl though. I am so sick of these uppity pigmented ppl here in the real world.

@lomal@xanga - I love that doctrine. 

While there are abundant and varied sources for conceptions of
Heaven, the typical believer's view appears to depend largely on his religious tradition and particular section. Some religion conceptualize Heaven as pertaining to some type of peaceful life after death related to immortality of the soul. Heaven is generally construed as a place of happiness, sometimes eternal happiness. Even with real problems to deal with, some people just can't put the payday lending dispute on the backburner. South Carolina lawmakers decided to cancel the payday lending dispute altogether, by rejecting a bill capping payday loans to 25% of a borrowers' monthly income or $500 (lowest of the two). Consumer advocates hate it, as they want to see the practice of payday  lending done away with altogether. Many of them would doubtless give all kinds of installment loans to end the payday lending dispute in their favor.

@denigma21@xanga - lmfao. I noticed the overwhelming population of white people, too. And check out the architecture -- totally Greek and Roman. Man, white people must be on top of things in heaven!

But really, I'm fervently hoping this post was a joke to begin with. If not, I'm terrified of anyone who took it seriously.

Also, that little woman ... She totally looks like my Nana. Weird!

This shit always cracks me up.  People sit around and make up crap from the top of their heads about Heaven and Hell, and then call themselves "experts" because they're able to market it.  The people who actually buy into it crack me up even more!

hahahahhahaa. that was either wonderfully horrible, or horribly wonderful.

Very obviously made in the 70's (per the plaid, and leisure suits men were wearing along with the 60's hairdo's on the women).  Very flawed, and yes, kinda scary. 

It should be buried with kindness in a nice garden somewhere.  Let us be sure NOT to identify anyone in it, so that they may live it down.
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Does this excite me?  Yeah, like two dogs humping.

What human being can possibly claim to be an expert on heaven?  Jesus' Gospel message concerning heaven has nothing in common with the "experts" portrayed in this post.

lol...that guy totally looks like Brick from Anchorman! =P

hahaha i was horrified while watching this video wondering who could possibly think that this is what heaven looks like? (except for the white robes part haha) And no one can be an expert on heaven...what does "expert" on heaven even mean? Anyways, I'm really hoping heaven's gonna look a bit more diverse than that too :P

Revelations 7:9-10:

After this I
looked and there before me was a great multitude that no one could
count, from every nation, tribe, people and language, standing before
the throne and in front of the Lamb. They were wearing white robes and
were holding palm branches in their hands.

And they cried out in a loud voice:
   "Salvation belongs to our God,
   who sits on the throne,
   and to the Lamb."