Saturday, 17 January 2009

  • Popular College QB Tim Tebow to Skip Senior Season ;)

    palm by mr palm


    (Editors note: The following is a humorous take on what many college football fans see as the media's love affair with and bias towards Tim Tebow.)

    It was great to see the encouraging comments about University of Florida QB Tim Tebow promoting John 3:16 during the BCS Championship game.  Unfortunately for Florida fans, Tebow, much loved by the sports media, has decided to forego his senior season. The Sporting Press was on top of the story:

    Tebow Skips Senior Season, Ascends Directly Into Heaven

    MIAMI (SP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim Tebow announced he would skip his senior season and ascend 
directly into heaven.



    Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman winner walked into the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the 
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
 fainted.



    "Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal 
him."

    "I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to clear that up right now," he continued.

    "Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.

    "After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished.

    In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood), re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most Tebow-like" person in America.

    "He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth."

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